the following was a conversation I had with an attractive guy
Him: I can’t believe we have to watch The Help for class.
Me: ME TOO. That movie is super problematic.
Him: Emma Stone looks so bad in it. I don’t want to watch that. I want to watch the slut from Easy-A.
Me: …….let me rephrase: this is a conversation I had with a guy who was attractive when we started talking and plummeted like 80 points on my mental hotness line graph as soon as it was over
